We all have our moments with toddlers when they innocently look up at us and spout out the most hilarious lines. Several mothers shared their memorable ones. If you have any you would like to share please do in the comments section. It always puts a smile on my face!

“If you forget I will remind you. I have a good remembory.”

“I am cruising for Princess stuff.” (while ruffling through her things)

“Papa’s older than you so he’s going to die first. Are you so glad?”

“Mama that lady looks like you!! …but with breasts!”
Ummm, thanks, Sweetie… I think?

“So what cha doing now? Just hang in’ out? Just doin’ your thing?” (After having frozen yogurt together)

“Papa, did you know that shave ice is kind of like beer for children?”

My husband asked our daughter (20 months) if she wanted her “ba” for the night and she replied, “Yes! But actually, daddy, it’s called a bottle.”

“Why aren’t “P”s allowed here? (In response to seeing a No Parking sign)

“But Mama, what if it’s a missed understanding?”

My two year old says to me, after staring me up and down “mama need PJs!”

“OH MY GOD YOU NO LISTEN TO ME. No water, no sticker, no candy. Ay-ya!” (after stalling at bed time and being told she couldn’t have any more water)

While building train set and pushing train along the tracks, toddler hollered: “onnnn the board!!!”

Today, my almost 3 year old daughter advised me, “Don’t eat mud.”

“Mommy I fixed your necklace! I said to myself, ‘Well Myself, I am going to fix mommy’s necklace’ and I did.” (side note: It wasn’t broken before she “fixed” it. It was after).

“I don’t like babysitters because they sit on babies.”

“Excuse me! My bottom burped!”

After bringing a newborn home “Hey, where did this guy come from?”

Response: “We found him in the hospital!”